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A Fast Food Workers Rant (Welcome to Hell)

Welcome to our fast food hell
Where we are made to serve you
Even though you ask stupid questions
Even though you are the epitome of rude
Don't you know not to **** with the people making your food?
Our job is to bend over and take your abuse with a smile
Whores at minimum wage
But beware, for there are consequences
When you incur our rage
We're human beings; not name tags, robots, or machines,
A smile and some manners are all we ask you to bring
Just be decent and we'll get along fine
But act like that and your food will take its time
Oh, we won't be slacking off, rest assured we'll be quite busy working on your food.
After all, that special sauce takes time to prepare too.

**** your pizzas, **** your pies,
**** your burgers, **** your fries,
**** your sodas, **** your shakes,
There's only so much crap we'll take
From you.

Come again, ****es.

by AngelicDarkness
posted on 03/06/2013

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Tags: work
Comments: 6

Comment by TiffanyLoganAlexander: Sep 5, 2018 11:51 pm
So true
Comment by aviisevil: Jan 13, 2014 1:02 pm
Nice
Comment by PoeticPrincess: Mar 9, 2013 12:29 pm
I found this quite funny, I'm glad I come off as a polite person. Sticking tongue out
In all seriousness though, tampering with someone's food can be dangerous, thanks for bringing up the topic.
Comment by prettyspl: Mar 6, 2013 6:59 pm
Thank you for not taking my comments personally. Smiley Guess I was doing a little venting myself. Maybe I should contact the (cough cough) government to change legislative law on this subject? Smiley Oh yeah, that movie was SOOOOOO gross! But I really like watching Dane Cook...
Comment by AngelicDarkness: Mar 6, 2013 3:49 pm
Thanks for your feedback.
To clarify some things: I personally have never done anything gross to a customers food, and never would. However, there are many out there who would and do, and I think it might do some people out there good to keep that in mind when interacting with fast food workers. I don't find the reality of what happens with some peoples food funny, but I've certainly enjoyed some comic relief from the occasional daydream. I've also enjoyed movies such as Waiting... which demonstrate this reality while providing comic relief.
Comment by prettyspl: Mar 6, 2013 3:36 pm
I may take some slack for this but I don't care. I take this very personal because of people getting sick just for this reason. It's happened to me and to people I love very much. There's nothing funny about people suffering from getting sick because of something they've eaten. 
This is why I stopped eating fast food, because if I say the wrong thing, or look at them the wrong way, etc., etc., I might get sick because someone did something disgusting to my food, and more than likely for no reason whatsoever...other than maybe their having a bad day or think it will be funny; or they're just plain sick. Personally I find it disgusting that anyone would do something to anyone's food just because they don't think I'm being friendly enough or smiling enough, whatever.. plus there's usually a language problem (I live in Ca), that can cause ordering problems too. Maybe I had a bad day, or maybe I received some bad news that day, or maybe I'm feeling a little down, etc. My point is that there may be a lot of reasons why someone may not be all that friendly when ordering fast food (or in any restaurant), but there is absolutely NO reason to mess with someones food! It's disgusting and could be dangerous too. Thanks for bringing this to our attention .. And yes; I have worked in the fast food industry and would never mess with a customers food

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