Army of Rats

My house is surrounded by an army of rats
the ones with little soldier hats
riding on the backs of giant gray cats
they began chewing on my doormat
No wonder they're so fat
I went to the closet to get a bat
When I hear them go "Squeak, squeak, squeak"
That's when I thought "What a bunch of freaks
Can't even learn how to speak"
I think they heard me because they began to REBEL
"Great! Now I'm really going to HELL!"

by HeartlessShadow
posted on 12/16/2008

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