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Mr. Edgars Big Toe

There is a man i happened to know named Edgar Phillip J. Poe.

He walked out barefoot
into the snow and found
a rather large old toe.

He took it in and fed it hotdogs,
and biscuits,
and sausage and ham,
until it was stepped on by a very large ram.

He mourned for the toe his dearest of friends,
until his wounds did mend.

So heres the moral before you all go if you own a ram dont adopt a new toe.

by crim
posted on 01/01/1970

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Comments: 8

Comment by zentouro: Feb 11, 2007 2:12 pm
ur peoms are hilarious.

I bow before your randomness
Comment by prncezz: Feb 9, 2007 10:52 am
awww...poor toe...lol...good one...
Comment by tinkerbell: Feb 9, 2007 12:37 am
Wow...the way your mind works. Incredible really. I applaud you.
10 points!
Comment by crim: Feb 8, 2007 7:50 pm
im not the one who had the toe its edgar you need to ask
Comment by thefadingscene: Feb 8, 2007 7:44 pm
=] Amazing work. It was a real laugh. Thanks for being awesome.
Comment by gothic666angel6: Feb 8, 2007 7:32 pm
wow... how can you feed a toe?... or keep one as a pet?... love the rhyme scheme and really funny
Comment by InMyDreams: Feb 8, 2007 7:15 pm
omg! im gonna die laughing.. no seriously that IS GOOD stuff there! lol
<3 friend
Comment by uNpReDiCtAbLe: Feb 8, 2007 7:13 pm
LMAO! thats hilarious! i luvs it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially the 'he fed it hotdogs, and biscuts,.... " its great!

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