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Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Turkey Gone?

I walk into the room
The kitchen light is on
The refrigerator is open
And the turkey is all gone
Nobody knew where the turkey had went
They had suggested that it fell in the trash by accident
I never knew that year where my turkey ran too
All I know is he's no longer going to be thanksgiving food

by solonely
posted on 11/30/2009

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Comments: 51

Comment by FallenAngel666: Mar 2, 2021 2:06 am
lol now I want some turkey
Comment by FallenAngel666: Jan 26, 2017 1:19 pm
This is funny and now I'm hungry for turkey lol
Comment by oceanreverie: Dec 23, 2013 11:08 pm
how sad!Smiley
Comment by christabelle23: Aug 18, 2011 12:19 pm
Haha, that was pretty good.(:
Comment by AngelsEyes: Jul 31, 2011 6:01 pm
lol now im hungry, nice little poem
Comment by coolman: May 18, 2011 10:30 pm
Very funny!
Comment by Fireviolin: Apr 25, 2011 6:46 pm
Turkey is delicious. Om nom nom.
Comment by flipside: Oct 16, 2010 10:54 am
Sounds like that turkey is digesting in someone's belly! LOL! Truly enjoyable. (Tasty too!)
Comment by Moonlily: Oct 10, 2010 9:19 pm
This usually happens to me .. but the turkey is already cooked my brother just eats it all . Yeaah yay for family :O
Comment by Moonlily: Oct 10, 2010 9:19 pm
This usually happens to me .. but the turkey is already cooked my brother just eats it all . Yeaah yay for family :O

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