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The List

He pulls his truck around
I jump in
with a hellish smile.
I have no problem sleeping with men

In the Parking lot
or on an abandoned toad,
I explore the body
not of a prince but of a toad.

Sometimes it's fast,
Others incredibly slow
It's never really good
so why I do it I will never know

First on my list
was a guy called Jace
He had a kid already
but he enjoyed the chase.

At first I said no
but he didn't stop.
I agreed with the condition
I got to be on top.

Before my list started,
I had a boyfriend named Kass
After we had ****
he became a real ass.

He used to take me out
and we'd go many places
When he started to hit me,
I saw his many faces.

After Jace,
There was Billy.
thought he really liked me,
boy was I silly

We met behind
the local grocery store
he tried really hard
but his performance was poor.

I forgot Jack,
He came before Jace
Slow and steady,
he kept a good pace.

He had a nice smile
and his lies came easy
but there was something about his attitude
that just didn't please me.

Last on my list is Dustin,
he had a nice face
Once he even offered
to take me to his place.

He had a girlfriend
but I really don't care.
If he really loved her
with me he wouldn't get bare.

The list will keep growing,
of this I am sure.
Five isn't so bad
but there will be more.


by BloodStained
posted on 12/06/2012

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Comments: 9

Comment by TiffanyLoganAlexander: Sep 5, 2018 11:53 pm
Good write
Comment by underneathitall: Sep 28, 2017 2:21 am
hm nice
Comment by LoveMaster: Nov 24, 2014 9:02 am
this isnt really funny its kinda disturbing. i would put ur personal life on here
Comment by Springbok: Jun 12, 2013 10:44 am
nice poem
Comment by Willowhisper: Jan 14, 2013 12:28 pm
Hmm I don't think I would write about this. I really don't find this funny at all.
Comment by prettyspl: Jan 11, 2013 1:55 pm
Sounds like a path most would not want to follow .. Yes, do be careful and think before you act. Or .. Maybe this is just a poem and nothing more than that?
Comment by oceanreverie: Jan 11, 2013 12:51 am
be careful, honey!
Comment by blueeyedconfessions: Jan 10, 2013 7:40 pm
Dark and mysterious...I like it
Comment by MrFullaBodacity: Jan 6, 2013 10:47 am
http://www.fiveguys.com/

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