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Valentines Rant

Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
It ticks me off, so this is how I feel.

Forget the dumb roses
and screw all the candy.
Don't make me hurl
by acting all dandy.

All this cute stuff;
it's really quite stupid.
Especially since we call a diapered man Cupid.

Silly grins plastered on everyone's face,
Why is it that all is either pinkish or lace?

The cheap sweethearts
always taste crappy.
The words be mine
are disgustingly sappy.

I'm done with this rant
as you can see.
So in final parting,
Cupid can bite me!!!!!!

by UpAgainstTheWall
posted on 01/21/2008

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Comments: 19

Comment by Mykel15: Feb 3, 2009 4:12 pm
Never heard anything like it but.... awesome!
Comment by therealb: Nov 1, 2008 7:15 pm
hahahahahaha amazing!!!!!
Comment by BrokenN2: Jun 24, 2008 7:06 pm
lol
Comment by oceanreverie: Jan 25, 2008 5:44 pm
oh i agree so much its not even funny
Comment by heartopen: Jan 25, 2008 6:53 am
hehehehe love it
Comment by heartopen: Jan 25, 2008 6:53 am
hahahah love it
Comment by nevagoodenoughx3: Jan 22, 2008 3:01 pm
hahahaha wow thats awesome.
Comment by friendZdogZ: Jan 22, 2008 11:22 am
lol it's fricken funny!!! i love it!!!
Comment by PrayForMe: Jan 21, 2008 10:00 pm
I love this one!. Smiley Vote up!
Comment by loveme77: Jan 21, 2008 6:03 pm
I like the sass and back talking in it. Ha I love it Sticking tongue out Vote up

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